All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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