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can we get nightvision for the apartment?
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
FUCK WHALES
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
Randomize
