Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
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