Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
im on a boat
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