i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I don't deserve a penis
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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