I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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