Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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