They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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