Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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