im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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