i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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