Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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