K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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