lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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