She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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