i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I think i peed on brittanys purse
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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