all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
