1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
handjob tips. give me some.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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