grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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