Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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