guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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