So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
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