Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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