Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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