i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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