What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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