I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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