Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Those nachos came to me in a dream
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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