normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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