We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
he was CRYING into my vagina
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
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