Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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