i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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