He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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