You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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