There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I made him laugh his dick is mine
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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