Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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