I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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