Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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