don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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