DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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