You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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