Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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