Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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