Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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