...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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