either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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