lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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