hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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