Dude my mom stole all your condoms
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Duck Duck Cougar?
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
It's shark week go big or go home
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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