i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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