fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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